Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

Doin time

A song by Sublime.

Were you going to plagiarize the entire song Doin Time for us to get paid? Do you have any thoughts of your own to sing about?

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Time

Right but YOU control whether or not you're subordinated by time and when.... Because you make your own schedule. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, are subordinated by you. You decide THEIR schedule. You're subordinated by YOURSELF and THEY are subordinated by YOU.

Nerd "I DESERVE to be a neurotic little Chronos! I'm the decider of time! I wake up at 5 am so EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO! I am the sun around which your life revolves."

Hym "Please tell me you're a time God... Please... I would love to kill a Chronos."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2023

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

you're gonna have a bad time

If you hear this specific line, you are FUCKED!

Cody: "So...what did you want to say to me again?"
Scarlett: "I...um..."
Sans: "heh, hey kid, you're gonna have a bad time."

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

Time Stop

What every fucking kid uses when they are losing in a 1v1

guy 1: *uses time stop*
guy 2: “wow this kid really needs TS”

by chacharealsmooth2400 February 11, 2022

Tennessee Time

The unique phenomenon of the very understanding of time itself lost in translation from Tennessee to anywhere else in the world. Often misconstrued as rudeness or a complete lack of social etiquette, when a person from Tennessee schedules a time to meet, gather or online game with “friends”.

Medz told us he would be online in 15 minutes, it’s only been an hour but in Tennessee time it will likely still be 30-45 minutes before he is online.

by Schnitthead May 21, 2025