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person two: i wouldn't mine being fucked~
person one: fuck buddies?
person two: fuck buddies!
person two: i wouldn't mine being fucked~
person one: fuck buddies?
person two: fuck buddies!
by rubythecatgirl September 15, 2019
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When you have nobody else to blame.
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by Not Fucking Connor August 17, 2018
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Exclaim someone makes to him/herself after hearing or witnessing someone doing or saying something ridiculous and/or outrageous out of ignorance or naivety, usually the results range from mild commotion to catastrophic damage in someone's reputation.
Police: "excuse me sir, we have info that you are involved in drug trafficking."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)
Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."
Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)
Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."
Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."
by Absurd Hero May 2, 2020
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"I always make sure to have a Fuck Jacket on me in case of random strange."
"I always make sure to have a Fuck Jacket on me in case of random strange."
by Smoker_Buddy June 20, 2012
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"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."
"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"
"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."
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"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."
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