code one

saying that you're horny in code

pssst mj that guy made me code one

by @ngieee May 4, 2010

give one the abdabs

Make one irritable or annoyed.

Give one the abdabs:
He kept giving me the abdabs so I slapped him.

by wizzbrit April 18, 2009

One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.

idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator

by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009

bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.

Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!

by FalconFlight April 22, 2009

One Cent Peice

Someone of any sex who has below average physical appearance.

That sophmore who looks like a cat fish is a One Cent Peice.

by Katie_ October 18, 2005

one

goodbye to someone in which you mean to say, 2 people becoming 1.

see you later baby, one!

by Shanikama December 28, 2005

Busting one in one

To bust one in one...This is the phrase used to describe a highly dangerous sexual manoeuvre which usually involves two people.Firstly, there is extreme stretching of the rectum and sphincter area of one of the two involved. After this initial stretching of the "asshole",the other participant shoves both penis and hand into the gaping hole and proceeds to masterbate excessively inside the rectum tearing the sphincter up horrificly causing a high degree of anal tissue damage. Of course if the stretching of the rectum is big enough more than just one person can bust one in one at the same time...

WILSON- Hey moe, fancy going upstairs stretching my sphincter apart with pliers and busting one in one?

Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM

by Mr.scrotum October 14, 2006