stalker time

Delusional warped perception of time exhibited by stalkers and stalking ex's

When was the last time you saw your 'common law wife'?

Okay it's been a while but...

Thst sounds like stalker time. It's been 35 years.

Oh, has it really been that long. It doesn't feel that long.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Slobbering Time

Kink where rocks are shoved up a man/woman's anus while they make out

"Come here ya big goofball! Its slobbering time!"

by BigBeaner28 January 9, 2026

Thought evolves over time

And in addition to being an aggregation and amalgamation of plot points sliding across a timeline, the aggregation and synthesis of thoughts (my own and other people's), the fluctuations of my emotions, and the changes to myself that I choose not to make across that same timeline. And I am doing so at a very specific locality. One that cannot overlap with anyone else. I can get reeeeeal close.

Hym Iam "And thought evolves over time. My thinking evolved. And though my emotions may fluctuate in a manner that some would consider irrational, I still the one who was thinking what I was thinking, doing what I was doing, and I was doing it where I was."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2026

The Greatest Basketball Player of All Time

Lebron Raymone James

The greatest basketball player of all time was drafted first overall by the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2003 NBA Draft.

by LebronRaymoneJamesIsTheGoat January 15, 2025

On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025

Demon Time

Demon Time can be described as a feeling, an energy, or an emotion of: violence, chaos, carelessness, recklessness, embracing the darkness, acting like a demon, going crazy, not giving a f*ck.

"Spider-Man be on DEMON TIME with that Symbiote!"

"Ellie going crazy! She on demon time!" (The Last of Us Part II)

"Young Kratos was really on demon time" (God of War)

"Season 5 Rick Grimes was pure demon time" (The Walking Dead)

by Noir Thornton January 24, 2025

Military Time

"Military Time" is a something used mostly by people in the army to tell the time. Rather than it being 4:00 it would be 16:00.

"My phone is on military time so you might not be able to understand it."

by AniyaMartinez January 27, 2025