National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

Toxic Friend

Vanessa

Oh that girl Vanessa over there...fakest and just a toxic friend. Never liked her

by Gingerousity March 31, 2019

falling for best friend

falling for your best friend hurts and feels amazing at the same time.

your going to question everything around them and that can be super stressful.

best advice : wait.

be patient, if they truly like you too then it will happen in time.

i think i am falling for best friend!

by rawe1216 December 29, 2022

Courtesy friend

Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.

Woohaaa, you actually friend with Dick-John?
OMG no, he's just a courtesy friend.

by Mr. Cocksson February 5, 2020

Dionne Warwick and Friends

(noun) a drinking game in which participants call out a name and either drink (if the person named IS NOT a friend of Dionne Warwick), or do not drink (if the person named IS a friend of Dionne Warwick)

We stayed up until 4 AM playing Dionne Warwick and Friends last night. I got so wasted.

by Marv3001 August 8, 2025

physic friend fredbear

Just a friendly stalker who is also a FREDBEAR PLUSH?!

Physic Friend Fredbear: "Tomorrow is another day."

by Glitch-Bitch July 3, 2021

stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020