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Chalona (Sha-lawn-uh)

Chalona's are very beautiful, outgoing, smart girls. They tend to be small in size. So, small they can fit in a box. Chalona really cares about her friends. She is very loyal and will do anything for them. She can be really feisty at times. If you make them mad better say your prayers. She loves sports. She is an amazing person and won't hesitate to let you know she fucks with you. The person who ends up with a Chalona will be the luckiest guy in the world, because she has an amazing personality. She is a ride or die till the end. She is super funny, and very passionate about 2k. She is a low key freak-a-leak. She'll always let you know when she gotta fart. She does really well in school. She is also a very clean person and takes pride in keeping her space clean.
Chalona (Sha-lawn-uh) sucks good penis.
by pROUD FAMILY January 16, 2018
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gay boy lawson

An actual dumbass that is bad in bed with his boyfriend and dose magic tricks for little kids in the back of his white van
Girl : your such a gay boy lawson no one wants you
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tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.
Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom
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the vegas lawyers

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.
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Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
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Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
by DGdon May 14, 2019
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shave the lawn

When you go to mow the lawn but you go out with a razor and start shaving the lawn.
Can you go shave the lawn?
by Riiinnnnggg tiiinnnnngggg September 5, 2019
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