go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Swoop-and-Go

Properly folding one's clothes when staying at someone's house, usually in the event of a one night stand. Neatly folding the clothes and leaving them near an exit allows the person to swoop-and-go their clothes in the event of a rushed or forced exit.

I went home with a guy I met at the bar. When we got to his place, I folded my clothes as I took them off and left them near the door. When I woke up to discover he was really gross, I was able to swoop-and-go my clothes for a hurried exit with out having to say good bye.

by TinkerBell12 December 12, 2012

going to the flower shop

going to a transexual massage parlor

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!

by sspamalot June 23, 2012

Go rock the casbah

Bringing the party with you to a second location or removing yourself from an embarrassing moment.

This sucks! Let's go rock the casbah.

Dude, what's up with the chick I saw you with last night?
I have to go rock the casbah.

by badasstnk July 26, 2012

Go Stomp A Donkey

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.

"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."

by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013

Going Amazon

When a girl goes without a bra. (Braless) Which is a play on the mythical Amazonian all female tribes.
The top half version of Going Commando. for girls.

"I'm so jealous of becky, she's only a A-cup, so she's been Going Amazon whenever she wants and not get called a slut."
or
"I love this dress, I'm Going Amazon in it and no one even notices."

by JustAgirl August 27, 2013

going left

When you going through facebook photos, clicking the left arrow first to see what they looked like years ago.

Going left on Jay Jones Facebook photos revealed he has always been hot.

by lefty1011 October 18, 2013