Cock and ball torture

the act of torturing the cock and balls

what Person dad likes to do
Person 1: hey man guess what my dad just did with my mum
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Cock and ball torture
Person 2: OH man, get me in on that

by Drysauce123456789 February 27, 2019

Ol Cock Eye

What a chav turns into when they hit 30. An overweight mother of dirty children who run round with no shoes and pee in the street. She has a flat face and her eyes are far apart which is why the neighbours call her Ol Cock Eye. This breed is mostly found in the town of Walsall.

"Ol Cock Eye" is back from the night before. the night before

by indybob October 5, 2009

Piss Cock Balls

Something to say when something doesn't go your way. Normally followed by a "And I don't care" by the people around you.

Bob: I just lost! Piss Cock Balls!!!

Billy: And I don't care!!

Man 1: Damn! I just pissed myself. Piss Cock Balls and I don't care!!

by Senor Wangggg May 27, 2009

Cleveland cock gobbler

One who can effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock while simultaneously rolling there tongue along with fluttering the throat which then produces the sound of a turkey gobbling

She was known around parma as the best Cleveland cock gobbler There was

by Jnasty praise money June 13, 2018

Cockis (Cock ees)

Hilarious thing to call khakis when wearing no underwear.

Carl... Dude when I farted I accidentally sharted so I had to ditch my undies.

Max... Sounds like those those khakis became Cockis (Cock ees)

by Ofresh February 22, 2019

emo cock sucker

When you're cutting yourself while sucking the cock of another guy
I mean, it's self explanatory

Stop being such an emo cock sucker b****!

by Tylard April 17, 2017

ba-donka-cock

n. (buh-donka-cock)

1. A very large penis
2. A lap hog
3. A monster crank

Kyle - Dude, did you see Michael in the shower after practice?
Andrew - Yeah, man. He's really got a honky-tonk ba-donka-cock. Absolutely enormous.
Kyle - That he does.

by MD-69 September 5, 2013