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balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.
by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022
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These balls in your mouth

These balls in your mouth refers to a statement of telling someone that ones testicles are in a persons mouth.
by CarterMakesAccurateDefinitions December 26, 2021
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These balls in your mouth

Hey
What
Guess whats
Wahts in your mouth..

What
These balls in your mouth

This is why dad left us you stupid bith
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A European ball pit

In a European ball pit before getting in you must pull your pants down to respect the magnificent culture.
A European ball pit is very cultural..
by European extraordinaire April 17, 2022
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itchy conga balls

when your balls are so itchy so u start playing the conga drums
some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*
by leeisnotfunny November 6, 2021
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Hairy bowling ball

A coconut 🥥
Brad: What is a hairy bowling ball?

Me: A coconut?
by EpicFireLess November 8, 2021
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Boston Cotton Ball

When a woman (or man) soaks a tampon in Irish Whiskey, then inserts it into their vagina and/or butthole.
My alcoholic dad likes a good “Boston Cotton Ball.”
by Brian8888 February 4, 2022
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