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I Own My Balls

The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.

I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.

A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
by Joe Cicalese October 31, 2007
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I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning (often used sarcastically), i appreciate it, but please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.
Mother: Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way a round.

Adrian: mom, I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate, besides, i have this paper to finish writing for tomorrow.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2013
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what? i like ponies?

When someone says one of the most random things in the world, you throw this back at them.
someuberguy: please don't cheat
CitizenFish: what? i like ponies?
Insomniac: same
CitizenFish: same
by Insomniac March 8, 2005
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I WIN YOU LOSE

A TERM THAT YOU'LL USE IF YOU OUT SMART OR CHEAT SOMEONE.
YOU SO DUMB YOU DON'T 2 + 2 SO, I WIN YOU LOSE
by TAYLORGANG TAE May 19, 2011
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and then i found 5 pounds

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.

...and then i found 5 pounds."
by rarehairdude May 17, 2010
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And then i lost five dollars...

a phrase used to make a boring story more interesting, and keep people from thinking you have alot of money, so you can borrow some from them later on
i just ate about 3 apples but i got bored with the fourth one so i threw it a way... And then i lost five dollars...
by young thunda May 27, 2010
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