by spectrimkill March 10, 2021
Get the cool kidmug. A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. 1. the kind of kid who wears super-phat brand clothing all the time, pimped up with much supplemental accessoires like bandanas, tags and sometimes even drink holders at their hips. Often addicted to video games. Sometimes a bit obese, but mostly cutish.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
Look dat taggy kid, dude, every time he's asked a question he looks like taking a dump.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
by chipskid May 19, 2011
Get the taggy kidmug. After butt sex, you go and give your woman a kiss of passion on the toilet while she laughs of the smell and pooping out your seed.
by Mrmarcusjr January 9, 2022
Get the stinker kidsmug. by Sheeshypoo October 15, 2022
Get the Kid bro effectmug. The people at work that are always being snitched on and usually don’t get along with the kiss asses.
by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023
Get the The bad kidsmug. The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
by calibus January 28, 2022
Get the Force field kidmug.