Jack

Likes buttcheeks and cannot lie.
Hashtag slow squad

Jack likes to eat poop garlic naan and curry

by Poopiebutt69 September 10, 2019

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Jack Strike

A particularly vicious type of sucker punch in which the attacker instantly charges or springs up immediately with a hard punch, slap, shove or other blow done with little to no hesitation or warning to it’s victim. Often an instant K.O., a jack strike can come from either standing, sitting, or lying down positions.

Inmate1: Get the fuck up and fi-
Inmate 2: springs up off bunk and jack strikes inmate 1 with punch laying him out on floor mid sentence

by NeonMirror October 8, 2021

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Jack O

Jack is the most handsome, and loving boy you will ever meet. His eyes are the prettiest shade of blue you will ever see, and his face is one so perfect that you’d never get sick of looking at him. He has amazing style and people often look to him for fashion advice. He is the best guy you’ll ever talk to, and he’ll make you ruin your sleep schedule.

“Wow jack O has beautiful blue eyes”
“Jack O’s girlfriend is lucky to have him”

by JEffyJaZZy December 29, 2023

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Jack-pot

Da "motherlode" of weed-plants dat da hill-climbing male teenager located and shared wif Jill, causing said vagina-equipped hiking-companion to disregard biological common sense and agree to "do something" wif her fellow climber of small mountains, and then become a "little mother" as a result.

In da modern-day parody on da super-famous Mother Goose rhyme, Jill may indeed have felt like she'd "hit da Jack-pot" when her "neck and giblets"-possessing walking-chum showed her da patch of Mary Jane dat he'd been cultivating, but she sure-as-shootin' didn't feel so lucky a short while after said horny stud had inserted one of said located-between-his-legs implements into her love-tunnel, when her abdomen started to swell!

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

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