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Uteri Nation

pertaining to women in general. Anyone with a uterus. More specifically women who blue ball, or screw a man over in any way.
man 1: "what happened with you and that girl last night?"

man 2: "Nothing at all, I bought her dinner and the bitch didnt even invite me into her house!"

man 1: "Wow. she must be a member of the Uteri Nation"
by Aaron Jarrel February 19, 2009
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February 26th: national slime your homie day

A day to slime (shoot) your homies
Yo bro it’s national slime your homie day. *pulls out gun*
by BandannaDee338 February 26, 2025
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National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file
man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023
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National Girlfriend day

today is a day were you must hold your girlfriends hand

Boy:Hey it's national Girlfriend day!
Girl:omg cool!
National Girlfriend day is a day where you do stuff with your girlfriend
by Gæsus October 2, 2021
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national doorknob day

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!
by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019
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National prank day

National prank day is on November 24th, pranks must be done via text message
Aye bro it’s November 21! National Prank day! get to prank you via texting!
by Bryan’s feet lettuce November 24, 2022
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National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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