by Espurr February 13, 2022
Get the Dirty Seanmug. Dirty Dahl
A sexual act with East Indian Flare
Donning a traditional Indian saree, the woman lays down with legs spread open, atop a bed of silken pillows. Her partner then places “offerings” to her yoni. These offerings can include food such as fine chocolates, wine, or jewelry. He may also perform cunnilingus, whatever he deems necessary for the woman to accept his offerings.
Once the woman is satisfied with the offerings she has received, she then allows her partner to scoop Indian Dahl (easy on the spices!) into her yoni thus making it her “Dahl House”. The couple then has intercourse with the Dahl inside the woman’s yoni until the male ejaculates. The woman then forces out the mixture, garnishes with fresh cilantro and serves to the male.
A sexual act with East Indian Flare
Donning a traditional Indian saree, the woman lays down with legs spread open, atop a bed of silken pillows. Her partner then places “offerings” to her yoni. These offerings can include food such as fine chocolates, wine, or jewelry. He may also perform cunnilingus, whatever he deems necessary for the woman to accept his offerings.
Once the woman is satisfied with the offerings she has received, she then allows her partner to scoop Indian Dahl (easy on the spices!) into her yoni thus making it her “Dahl House”. The couple then has intercourse with the Dahl inside the woman’s yoni until the male ejaculates. The woman then forces out the mixture, garnishes with fresh cilantro and serves to the male.
by MtKabouters August 8, 2018
Get the Dirty Dahlmug. by soraluisabin October 9, 2020
Get the dirty sabinmug. With the movie "Christine" playing in the background - a man receives a blowjob, that includes teeth scraping, ball sack squeezing, and penis tip munching while at the same singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain." at the top of his lungs.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
The person giving the blowjob (male or female) will be in the doggy position and be doing their best to not break the skin of the shaft or tip and to not crush the testicles of the male.
At the same time another male, or female wearing a strap on dildo, will be fucking the first giving the blowjob from behind as hard as possible. This person will also be singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain.".
The person giving the blowjob should time the harder squeezes, shaft scraping, and tip biting - to be in rhythm with every thrust.
Oh man... Bill's threesome with Julie and Kevin turned into a "Dirty Krissy" and he's really paying for it today!
by DayTrippingThumper July 14, 2019
Get the dirty krissymug. A hairy man that hasn't showered or left the basement for 3 days because he was playing on his computer.
Hey bud maybe we should cut this game short before you turn into a Dirty Claudio.
I haven't seen the sun all week. I'm such a Dirty Claudio.
I haven't seen the sun all week. I'm such a Dirty Claudio.
by The Nard May 1, 2020
Get the Dirty Claudiomug. the name of a friend who intentionally sends you a trade involving certain names you both discussed and when it comes time to pull the trigger he adds someone you didn't talk about and blames you for it blowing up.
I thought we were trading Cook, and Berkman for Holliday, Atkins and Fielder, but the Dirty Whiffer added McCann to the deal at the last minute and called it a "Misunderstanding"
by trublu1068 June 30, 2008
Get the Dirty Whiffermug. The act of pissing in one’s own mouth, and then spitting it into your partners ass, then doing anal sex.
by DeepPain June 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Benmug.