Blue conned nut

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies

L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage

by Nightbard March 7, 2021

Stunt nut

A person who is such a fucking dumbass who sucks dick for money

Gabe is a stunt nut

by Hdhskejehdbdb March 11, 2021

No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator

"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march

by siwnhs March 12, 2021

Nut Grits

When you nut in the butt and they take a nutty shit into your mouth.

She gave me ye 'ol nut grits when I went to lick her ass.

by Nut Grits March 19, 2021

Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

Scrunchy Nut

Is the most gorgeous girl you will ever know. She will always be there for you and is the best at cuddles and kisses. Never let a scrunchy nut go!

I want to cuddle my scrunchy nut

by Fishman April 1, 2021

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021