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Shitting on’ kids

Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”
“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022
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kid._.from._.nowhere

An awesome ass tiktoker that likes homestuck which is a little scary but it’s okay. Xe have a cool ass haircut and make great cakes.
“Omg I love Neil Cicierega!”

“No- what have you done-“

“What”

“ kid._.from._.nowhere is coming... hide while you can *crying*”

I’m so sorry idk what this is ❤️
by antialexclub March 15, 2021
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Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”
by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023
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Your kids

Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.
Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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brain kids

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids
by MoManTheG August 24, 2017
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green screen kids

a bunch of kids who steal videos and traction by making reaction tier videos where they put their face in the corner, then it gets a lot of views.
i see them as misunderstood because it's literally in the title that they're kids who simply don't know any better. but no we had to witch-hunt them
i think the solution to this is to wait until they mature and know right from wrong then maybe they'll realize "oh shit i'm stealing somebody's video" and give credit next time
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Little Kids

You are a creep, you searched for Little Kids.
by Urban_Alien_69 November 17, 2025
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