thumb sex

when she grabs your hand and treats your thumb like yo dick and you high key bust a nut

bæ-*grabs thumb and jerks it off, initiates thumb sex
bruh- *blows a load to fucking mars

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes April 19, 2017

audio sex

When a penis is put in your ear

I had audio sex

by Dsasylum March 4, 2019

Find the Sex

A game devised purely for leaving bookshops and/or libraries in a horizontal manner.

Head for the chick lit section and flip through the books until you find a particularly steamy sex scene.

This must then be read aloud, preferably at full volume, until the security ejects you from the premises.

First person to find themselves unexpectedly outside wins.

Playing find the sex. I won, so I'm waiting on the others.

by Sekondosis January 22, 2011

Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.

Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.

by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016

terminator sex

When all parties involved in sexual intercourse are wearing sunglasses, they are having terminator sex.

We fucked the whole time without taking off our shades. Absolute terminator sex.

by capturethefag February 10, 2021

mogley sex

sex which usually involves a indian a bear a panther and a monkey

mogley sex, mogley had a 3sum with the jungle book animals

by asathus July 24, 2009

Sex camel

Sex camel (n.) Somebody that can go long periods of time without resorting to late night creeps, unsavory bars, and dirty pirate hookers. Although rare, the sex camel does exist. He is usually found doing outdoor activities and taking long cold showers. Often his dreams are sexual in nature. In theory, he is the ideal boyfriend, but in reality, he is just somebody girls use to make assholes mad.

"I tried to wait with her and be a sex camel and it totally backfired. Now she is sleeping with Wes."

by Salty dog October 22, 2013