Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .

Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020

Penis

That thing you keep choking on. The main cause for pregnancies.

Tania absolutely loves big horse penis.

by samantharules March 26, 2022

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Penis boy george

A really cool dude who has a huge penis

Joey: yo that guy is so cool
Sam: yeah what a penis boy George

by jasperr June 17, 2018

Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.

Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!

by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

penis

something you don't have yeah bitch ya got no dick cunt die bitch.

you have no penis bitch boy

by you have no penis bitch boy March 3, 2022

penis

could be small, could be big, could be long, could be wide

he had a small penis

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020