One

Added with delicate prose to the end of a statement, implying there are two choices (the two choices are readily available in the sentence- so more of a way to drive home the awesomeness or disgust of its subject)

Picture Uncle Billy & Grandpa speaking:

“Billy Bob, where’s ya’lls mama??”
“At the Walmart in Stinesville or Bloomington, one.”

by Gigajules May 1, 2019

No one on discord day

No one on discord day is when no one is on discord this holiday is on december 13th

Wolfgang: Hey todays No one on discord day
Oda: Well darn

by Furry gang 3 December 11, 2020

Number one bullshit guy

the type of guy who will dry fist you without even giving you apple juice and likes akil a lot . He will lick akil a lot and a lot

fuck you gigganigga you're a number one bullshit guy who likes to kiss elmehdi

by superniggaballs November 16, 2023

one hit wonder

The dude who was 3 that you thought was a ten who ran away after having sex once

I refuse to write this section
one hit wonder

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020

one sided enemies to lovers

The relationship dynamic between Instagram users @amanecaprisun and @hanakocaprisun bc cina didn’t like pasta at first but now they’re super duper in love and they hold hands and kiss everyday totally

“What’s ur favorite ship dynamic?”
“One sided enemies to lovers.”
“Oh like Cina and pasta those two totally awesome Instagram accounts”

by Groinmc December 29, 2023

Topher one

When two people take a shit into the same toilet

Hey meeester I think you shit on top my my shit now it won’t flush cuz you gave it a topher one

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired

Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-

by Rikkaroid2434 July 30, 2021