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Jack

The absolute dumbest person you will meet, very rude and selfish, unhygienic, walks like a giraffe and thinks he's the man. Does griddy way to much even tho its not funny anymore. small everything
Person 1: “i think i like jack”
Person 2: “JACK?”
Person 1: “yeah..”
Person 2: “we are NOT friends anymore wtf”
by Little_timmy-yum January 26, 2023
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Jack

He is a great person with a MASSIVE shlong
by Helloiamahuman123 February 3, 2022
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Jack

With his Dark blonde hair, Brown eyes, and short height jack is the hottest guy you will find! He is very smart but also autistic and really bad at sports, as well as fat with a front and back gyatt. Still, you’re attracted to him and lucky if you know him
“Oh you know jack?”
“Yes he’s the nicest guy around!”
by skibidi king February 8, 2025
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Jack Black

An extremely talented actor, singer, and band member of Tenacious D (yes sir), also known for starring in a Sesame Street episode with character Elmo searching for an 'octagon', which is now a viral meme.

If you don't rate Jack Black, you're a gay emo coffee
Joe: I liked that Sesame Street episode he was in, that was funny as!
Kevin: And also the School of Rock movie! World's best music teacher, but maybe not as sure in maths!
Ollie: You guys, what about his band, Tenacious D, he just rolls the Rolling Stones right out of their place!

Jack Black is cooler than you ( ͡° ͜つ ͡°)╭∩╮
by PartyCrasher547 June 13, 2022
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jack

super gay and gross disguisting man super obese and lonley live's in his aunts basement gets rejected by every girl he liked.
eww it's jack
by wizro November 15, 2021
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SNIPER JACK

to perform be act of masturbation after using any substance that creates the urge to masturbate in an obvious location out of sight from any witnesses
after eating a handful of MINI THINS the young man went under the trampoline to SNIPER JACK the neighbor's wife.
by Nathan Itsyounotme July 17, 2025
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Jack

That one kid that no one liked in high school. He is very racist and is a massive bitch all the time. He always copies someone else’s work and never does anything by himself. He is insanely retarded and so nobody ever wants to talk to him. He has negative rizz and scares away all the women with his racism.
Look at Jack over there he can’t pull any bitches.
by Heterosexual white man March 14, 2024
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