Devins Penis

A giant third leg with creamy cream

“I love sitting on Devins Penis.”

by User13949485 May 28, 2022

penis gazer

Some who peaks over the divider to look at your junk

Hay stop looking at my penis gazer

by Slurped buttface October 20, 2023

Dangling labia penis

When a girl looks like she has a penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome

by Daddy1234466 August 03, 2019

Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

by WileyLouis June 01, 2012

Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)

The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"

by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 08, 2021

welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by December 23, 2021

remote penis

A penis that feels like a remote

OMG! Doug has a remote penis

by Depressed Retard February 09, 2023