Penis

Pp. I-i-I-ithlam- ithlammed I thlammed my penith in the car door

Me: bro I slammed my cock in the car door 💔😕
Me: 💔⛓🥀dhmu only the real ones know 💔⛓🥀

Penis

by Dyingtea September 12, 2021

Penis

a giant thing or small i dont judge and most girls make it sqwirt in there pussy to make them pregnet it will grow

this penis is huge matthew

by THE_REAL_SPEAKER March 16, 2021

penis

the male unit

woh he has a big penis

by bfbgbl February 3, 2023

penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

by anonymous August 6, 2021

Penis

Too small to see it in your fat body

"that mans penis is so small!"

by arandompersonnotamurderer March 29, 2022

cantalo penis

When you mean to write cantaloupe and it autocorrects so you look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist so you add it to the list.

Cantalo penis is up to one’s imagination. What does it mean to you? It’s filled with opportunity. It NEEDS to be here

Cantelo penis: is a typo of cantaloupe

Imagine this:
you are in a heated text-debate about which melon is superior. You make a claim about the Cantaloupe.
"Cantaloupe is the worst!" is what you meant. "Cantalo penis” the worst!" is what came out.

by Spikeballlovers69 August 3, 2023

Penis

A nice long water bottle that you suck on

I love sucking out of my penis.

by cancerouse connely March 7, 2022