Jack Colin Jones

just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina

Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine

by bruh_god January 12, 2022

A Jack Somali:

An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.

After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,

he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"

by Thenunsbun December 31, 2024

Pasta Jack

A very very short human, who is extremely bad at video games and loves daisy

‘Is that pasta jack? Oh he’s the one who’s bad at video games!’

by Masterofdeciet October 15, 2020

Jack's ami

Jack's mom, its already dead. So no need to fuck it :>

Dude: You saw Jack's Ami last night?

Other Dude: Bro I was Alive last night

by kiwi_ November 09, 2023

Soda Jack

Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.

L: What kind of soda do you want?

S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.

L: I know, but it's right here.

S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.

by NotoriousDEV August 03, 2013

jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.

Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?

by Davey Didoe April 13, 2018

jack off

I bet you just went on here to see what sexual meanings people put on here for things you already know

don’t be a jack off

by Skdhdvfvfbbfbrbr April 25, 2022