When a man tries to get out of not having his “read receipts” on while talking to a significant other and tries to act like a clueless mouth-breathing cuck.
“Having your read receipts off is soooo shady” -Significant other
“What’s a red reseat?” -Clueless mouth-breathing cuck
“What’s a red reseat?” -Clueless mouth-breathing cuck
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Get the Red goggles mug.In Shawshank Redemption, Morgan Freeman was nicknamed Red.
Andy Dufresne: I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
'Red' (played by Morgan Freeman) : I'm known to locate certain things from time to time.
In Orange is the New Black Netflix sitcom, the russian "Mommy" and master chef in women's federal prison was the person who could smuggle things in from beyond the prison wall.
George 'Pornstache' Mendez: Give you 5%.
Galina 'Red' Reznikov: What am I supposed to do with 5%? Burn it for heat?
Galina 'Red' Reznikov: My commissary maxes out at $300. And I got all the toothpaste I need.
George 'Pornstache' Mendez: 10% final offer.
Galina 'Red' Reznikov: I... don't do that shit!
George 'Pornstache' Mendez: This shit, that shit, blue shit, bat shit! It doesn't matter what you do. It's the doing that makes you dirty.
Andy Dufresne: I understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
'Red' (played by Morgan Freeman) : I'm known to locate certain things from time to time.
In Orange is the New Black Netflix sitcom, the russian "Mommy" and master chef in women's federal prison was the person who could smuggle things in from beyond the prison wall.
George 'Pornstache' Mendez: Give you 5%.
Galina 'Red' Reznikov: What am I supposed to do with 5%? Burn it for heat?
Galina 'Red' Reznikov: My commissary maxes out at $300. And I got all the toothpaste I need.
George 'Pornstache' Mendez: 10% final offer.
Galina 'Red' Reznikov: I... don't do that shit!
George 'Pornstache' Mendez: This shit, that shit, blue shit, bat shit! It doesn't matter what you do. It's the doing that makes you dirty.
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by Unofficial209 June 29, 2019
Get the Red Rover mug.A masturbation game played between adults where one person says red light or green light.
The other person male or female masturbates whenever the person has said green light but has to stop when they say red light
The other person male or female masturbates whenever the person has said green light but has to stop when they say red light
Player 2:can we play Red light green light game ?
Player 1:sure!
Player 1: green light
Player 2: begins masturbating
Player 1: decides how Long to wait before saying red light
Player 2: stops
The time between when player1 says red light and green light is up to them it is often played during live streams while player 1 is interacting with people not playing the game
Player 1:sure!
Player 1: green light
Player 2: begins masturbating
Player 1: decides how Long to wait before saying red light
Player 2: stops
The time between when player1 says red light and green light is up to them it is often played during live streams while player 1 is interacting with people not playing the game
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