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Penis and Balls

Things that are attached to a man that women love to suck ,eat , slurp, and touch. Especially high schoolers that started birth control at a young age. A penis can fit into a condom.
The penis and balls are a males reproductive parts.
by ILOVEBURGERKING January 28, 2025
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guacamole nigga penis

a meme of a white man say, "guacamole nigga penis" several times on a video. the video soon blew up for its funny and racial nature
person one - "bro have you seen that new meme?"
person two - "what 'new meme'?"
person one - "the 'guacamole nigga penis' one."
person two - "dude! thats racist as fuck!"
by joeishandicapped February 5, 2025
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penis clapper

It‘s a german word to describe a fucking idiot in school
„He is so stupid because he is a penis clapper
by Kickl February 6, 2025
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Penis

Penis is the little pendulum hanging around your legs (in between to be specific) it can produce you but different and it can be hard as a rock or soft as a feather also the counterpart of the female version
name 1: Hey! Have you heard of something "rock hard"?
name 2: Uhhh no??
name 1: Its my penis!!
by crowzoneeee February 6, 2025
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fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.
(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
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69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel
wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?
by starry da great February 12, 2025
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Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.
me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"
by DunDaDun February 17, 2025
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