Zapata Time

When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.

“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”

“He’s just getting out of bed”

“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”

by CM_0313 May 28, 2024

Advance Darkness Time

Advance Darkness Time is a time adjustment typically turning the clock 1 hour backward from standard time or "normal time" instead of advancing clocks by usually 1 hour (ADT) is used to minimize daylight hours by moving an hour of night to morning and so it can reduce the waiting time for sunset and night

Advance Darkness Time turns the sunrise from 5 to 4

by Timetwister August 23, 2021

sega time

A situation in which you're not working even though you're supposed to.

-Where is Giorgio? He has shitloads of stuff to do!
-Didn't see him today bro, I think he's in sega time.

by lbm_ssn June 3, 2018

kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2015

Big Time Rush

The most amazing band/show in the entire planet to ever exist

Person 1: whats your favourite band/show?
Person 2: Big Time Rush

by frogsclapping November 13, 2023

The king stole time

The king made up his own agenda
Stipulates the worst in his writer
Can be he
OR IS IT ME?

The king stole time once again on his thrown metaphorically or not.

by Don't you know who I am November 21, 2023

Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.

A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."

by TirakyneTripleA June 13, 2022