After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.
by Red monster boy January 21, 2024
A type of person who has no identity of their own, and feeds off of the personality of others; total copy-cat.
Wow, only after I went to the Rise Against concert did he start wearing Rise Against shirts...what a Jack Smitty!
by G-whizz January 24, 2010
An individual who conducts themselves in a collasally abrupt and discourteous way. Not a nice person. Similar to a douche-nozzel.
by Midnight polarbear October 21, 2020
An individual who conducts themselves in a very unbecoming and less than savory way and without any concern for those around them.
by Midnight polarbear October 21, 2020
Laminated pic of à naked female sent to inmates in jail that they trade for comasary such as Ramen noodles and smokes
by Sillyswallows April 18, 2019
Jack Clift is a bronsexual often times found in the “BBW” section of pornhub. He has a nice, velumptious ass, and wears the same god damn outfit every fucking day. It’s honestly kinda disgusting. He can also be found sitting in the corner of his room with his pants off watching the recent Lakers highlights staring at Lebron James. (hence bronsexual) He watches anime and listens to lil uzi verts “20min” while beating his dick to “Lebron James fucks the shit out of Jayson taytum. (Hentai HD)” honestly tho I’d still fuck tho, and I spend most of my time reminiscing about him. Once you catch a glimpse, you will not be able to get him out of your head. You begin to want him, no. Crave him. Jack is wonderful. Royal knight of heaven, prince of hell. The benevolent. The worthy. Jack is good. Jack is god. Jack is life.
by Bigdickdaddy101 June 05, 2021
A future husband to karson “thicc mommy” Gibson and is a man of many talents such as stripping, pole dancing, wearing a thong while riding a bull and really hits hard
by 2foot7butstillbangs October 18, 2018