jack ruwald

jack ruwald is the hottest and most sexist guy ever. he is the next big thing. he will be a very famous broadway actor in the near future and a TV and film actor. he has 0 friends except himself. overall jack is the most amazing guy ever. he is so nice and everyone loves him. sike

guy: he have you heard about jack ruwald?
girl: yeah, my butthole is still aching from his BBC!

by furry goals 123 September 16, 2020

jack glasper

A sexy man, often known as glapper or the Eiffel Tower, biggest sesh monster

You look like a jack Glasper

by Fjtfcjjdxjjdscb April 18, 2018

Jack W

jacks are fucking sick cunts that eat dick all day long. but jack w's are even worse. those sick cunts are fucking retarded in every part of their horny brain and should be hung.

Person 1 - Hey there's a Jack W. over there.
Person 2 - Wanna beat his ass and kill him?
Person 1 - Bet.

by bigfatcocks275 August 23, 2022

Jack sledge

When a guy is pounded(either himself or someone else) really hard that his balls are making the sound and explodes

Justin was jack sledged by Janet when she took his load all over herself!

by Janet4u May 31, 2018

Jack

Some dumbass red head that looks like ed sheeran. Pretty ugly can't even cap. Small dick

Dude Jack is a fucking prick.

by YeetusDeleetusss February 27, 2022

Mariah jack

Gyal name Mariah jack is the most loyal gyal out here right now she wouldn't horn you and she could cook roti plus she funny get a gyal like mariah

Boy1: Aye boy you see that smallie going CuC?

Boy2: who Mariah jack?

Boy1: yes boy I hear she is de perfect gyal she don't horn plus she funny and she could cook

Boy 2: I need a gyal like Mariah yes

Boy 1: same but it don't have anyone like Mariah

by Mariah 👑 November 23, 2021

Jack Met

The lead singer of the popular indie-pop band AJR! Also the funniest member!! (I think????)

"My favorite member of AJR is Jack Met."

by A Schlatt Fan March 5, 2023