I'm Petting My Dog

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.

"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*

by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016

[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.

I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016

Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog

When you throw up on your penis and have your girlfriend lick it off

I didn’t feel so well so my girlfriend offered to do the Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog.

by Dorm Room Hacks October 13, 2021

Human Dog marrige movement

A movement that seeks to make it legal for a human to marry a Dog.

Support the human dog marrige movement.

by Judge dredd7 October 15, 2011

New York Chili Dog

When you fuck someone in the ass and immediately shove your shit covered dick in their mouth.

Yo, that motherfucker gave her a New York Chili Dog last night.

by Darkfire69 October 21, 2017

Look who the dog barked in

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"

Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

by I coin this term December 27, 2019

as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007