Apartment Monkey

a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.

That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.

That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.

by Anime Noob October 21, 2010

Skunk Monkey

an individual or group of individuals displaying extremely stinky primate behaviors.

Everytime I go to a restaurant, I can always cont on a group of skunk monkeys to make a show about their bill and run out without paying or tipping.

by Turnt Team Captain October 10, 2025

Barrel of monkeys

Could be a fun person. Mostly used sarcastically to describe a boring person or group of people.

Going to Warren's birthday party. I am sure it will be a barrel of monkeys there

by Napoleon in rags99 January 12, 2024

monkey try

monkey try

To throw shit in the dark and hope it sticks.

Doing something with little to no guidance.

Boss: I need you to work on this project

Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.

Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.

by Kn0wledge is P0wer January 19, 2017

Space Monkey

The act of masturbating while wearing a c-pap machine.

I walked in the room, with out warning, and caught him doing the space monkey.

by BlueCollarWoman April 27, 2024

Monka Vs Monkey

Monka - Used when someone is being rude and very obnoxious and loud.
Monkey - Used to tell someone they are acting like a animal.
Or used against African Americans

Monka Vs Monkey

Monka “ Person 1: He is such a monka. I was trying to be nice to him and he wouldn’t stop bragging and yelling.”
Monkey “Person 2: You need to stop climbing on that. You ate acting like a monkey.”

by kaygotthawock June 2, 2023

Chopper Monkey

A Blackhawk Helicopter Crewchief, or any Helicopter Mechanic/Crewchief. Also the Name of the Blackhawk Helicopter Videos Produced by Crewchief Sgt Bruce Adams that began back in 2000.

Look at that Chopper Monkey Climbing up the side of that Blackhawk. He knows how to fix shit.

by Rogue1974 April 11, 2009