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she has her friend

She has her period.
She can't go in the pool because she has her friend.
by Grunt0311 July 10, 2018
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Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
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fake friends day

on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
get ready it’s almost fake friends day, i sure have a lot of people to post abt
by gæking<3 August 9, 2021
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Friends

Hi to all my friends,If your reading this that means that I love y'all.To be honest I was not expecting this.But if you read this that mean that i love y'all.When I become crazy and noisy I become a big brother for no reason.To be honest it's really tired to become a big brother but my friends always here in my back to cheer me up.And that's why I love them,But since my old friends never go outside I was sad cause I cannot believe that they will never go outside,But it's okay cause there is my friends who support me.And I love them so much
and I will do everything to protect them and make them laugh.And that's my letter dedicated to them.

I love u all and always remember Onii chan will be always in your side to make you laugh and make smile every day.

Love:Cj(Onii chan)
by Oniu chan August 17, 2021
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Anal session with your friend

-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?

-Yeah sure bro!

Anal session with your friend
by Anal_session_4life August 5, 2022
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Friends with benefits

An english urban slang/expression used when friends also occasionally have sex, but aren't in a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, and have no intention of being in a relationship and this remain friends.
Girl chatting to another girl: "..that guy i hangout with, we're just 'friends with benefits', ain't serious though"
by HighFiveExDaughterofaBitch September 5, 2024
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Friends with Penefits

Someone you wouldn't really talk to except that sitting next to them in class comes with the crucial benefit of always being able to borrow their pens.

Fuccbois and fuccgirls worldwide begin making friends with penefits around middle school, and perfect the technique in high school and college. Shy students with large, adorned pencil cases are often the targets.

Always a one-sided relationship. Taker will gnaw on pen caps the way lovers gnaw on hearts.
From 7th grade through 11th grade, Teddy thought Alyssa and him might have a future together after sitting together in English for 6 years. However, when he started using a tablet and stylus instead of his Pilot pens, she moved to sit next to Chad and he realised they had never been anything more than friends with penefits.
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
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