New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book that exists, used to exist, and will exist

X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself

X: nvm every book is one

by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023

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sleepy time swipe

When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.

😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”

by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023

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it's time for men

A response you give to suggest that someone should resort to homosexuality. "go gay"

Jack: Man my girl cheated on me for the 4th time bro. I'm so sick of women
Mario: It's time for men.

by Kenzellis September 14, 2021

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(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

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CLOWNIN TIME

When you do a bit of tomfoolery by destroying the person your CLOWNIN on or trolling them by being overly annoying for the funis.🤡

Some random nerd- You ready to be destroyed?

W Clown man- ITS CLOWNIN TIME🤡

Some random nerd- HEY NO FAIR U CHEATED

W Clown man- Skill issue tbh🤡🤡🤡

by CacklesTheClown August 11, 2023

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Time undefined until observed by light

Quantum theory for time undefined until observed by light, or tuuls for short, are quantum Particles that exist within an atom that connect the 3rd and 4th dimension once they are observed.

The time undefined until observed by light within the fabric of space resulted in peices of time to appear negative.

by Jefew November 23, 2024

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