qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa][poiuytrewq`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}:"<>?qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p[']qetuo[\adgjl'zcbm.

How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.

No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

person1: hey
persona 2:qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}:"<>?qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p'qetuo\adgjl'zcbm.

by Potatospaz September 28, 2024

q/a;zpxoslw.e,dkcivufjrmtnghby

When you are SO bored, that you type the first letter of the first collumn, then the last letter of the last collumn, then the second letter of the second collumn, then the second last letter of the last collumn, then the third letter of the first collumn, then the third last letter of the last collumn, then repeat on the second collumn, second last, third, third last, etc.

P1: I'm bored
P2: q/a;zpxoslw.e,dkcivufjrmtnghby
P1: ok

by fuighy September 29, 2024

the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging

caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating

"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."

by outrageously long vocabulary November 26, 2024

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

when you've reached critical boredom and make a word on urban dictionary involving every character on the keyboard

Bob: I'm do bored

Joe: you should search up `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

Bob: ok

by I am to lazy to make a name December 3, 2024

`1234567890=qertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?

your really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one
every single character on a keyboard

(human)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
(other human)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
(you)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
(me)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
bob)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
(john pork)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?

by your mothor December 8, 2024

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

When you're so bored that you just slide your finger to type everything forwards, backwards and then forwards again. Please have mercy on your keyboard.

Person 1: *types ``1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./*
Person 2: Don't blame me if the fabric of reality breaks.

by guest78266 January 1, 2025

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!

When you've already typed everything but you're still really bored so you type this. Please stop torturing your keyboard. HOW ARE YOU THIS BORED???

Person 1: I just typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@! on the keyboard because I was really bored
Fabric of reality: *breaks*

by guest78266 January 1, 2025