nut wad

when you nut in your hand and then ball it up and throw it at someone

DUDE CATCH! ew dude thats a nut wad

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 30, 2021

ranga nuts

Another word for the classic ginger nut biscuit. However can also be used to describe Ed Sheehans ejaculation

“Oh my would u like to dip some Ranga nuts in your tea?”

by Last in the sperm race May 31, 2021

Nutjazzled nut

Nutjazzled nut, “when she wants it rough but you’ve already tried ribbed condom”

Johnny: “she wanted it differently last night !”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”

by voyceboy April 20, 2021

nut sniffer

When a dude sniffs his or someone else's nuts, this can be only described by the gods.

Did you see that guy, he must be a nut sniffer.

by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2021

Nut Bird

1. A bird who's beak has evolved to crack and eat nuts
2. A synoynm for Kitten(sexual)

P1: Yo your girlfriend is so hot
P2: She's my little Nut Bird

by Jelly_Beanowo April 23, 2021

Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

The Nuts

The best/greatest

"Jacob is the nuts at basketball"

by ItsBritneyB**** April 26, 2021