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Yonathan and Friends 

Yonathan and Friends are the coolest space on Quora, they got drama, real world issues, chads, and over 10 million views
Me: Have you ever joined Yonathan and Friends
You: No
Me:Well, your missing out
You:Damn, now I want to join it
Me: join it
Yonathan and Friends by Shoe456 April 20, 2022

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

it’s always one of gotta be ugly
guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho
A friend who only hits you up for drugs
My buddy max only hits me up when he wants drugs , he is a such a freind.
Freind by Deafep December 16, 2016

I Set My Friends On Fire 

The geatest fucking screamo band ever...fucking hilarious songs
What were you doing yesterday?
Listening to I Set My Friends On Fire AGAIN!

intimate friends

A friend of the opposite sex, whom one mutually satisfies their sexual and social needs with, without commitment.

Let's just be friends 

When a girl says this, it's code for:

1. "I want someone else"
2. "Why should I settle for some gay loser like you who will treat me like a princess when I could have a guy who will treat me like shit, cheat on me after getting me pregnant, and introduce me to all his friends as his personal sperm dumpster?"
3. Both of the above
Nice guy: I love you
Girl: Let's just be friends. I think you're probably gay anyway.

Jerkass guy: Hey bitch, want to let me snort cocaine off your ass after I have a three-way with you and your sister?
Girl: OH BABY, MARRY ME!!!