fuck me like a rockstar

something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.

His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.

Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR”

crush: uhh no-

by jxdnbae February 28, 2021

She Blinded Me With Science

Ha! It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mm, but she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in biology, yeah
Huh-huh
When I'm dancing close to her
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can smell the chemicals
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Mm, now but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in geometry
When she's dancing next to me
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can hear machinery
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Hah! It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And hit me with technology

I don't believe it, there she goes again
She's tidied up and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires and careful notes
And antiquated notions
But, it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Uh, she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
She blinded me with

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

why retet left me

he didnt left u, he didnt know u were there cuz u didnt texted or called him.

retet is truely sorry and loves u.

"someone" hey retet why did u left me there :(

Retet i didnt, look up at the text i wrote. so pls stop asking "why retet left me there"

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Your giving me cancer

A Gamer term used to describe a situations severity jokingly.

“Bruh your giving me cancer”
“That shi*t was cancerous”

by SomeGotToHappen April 2, 2020

You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

by bong4 October 6, 2012

so tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a heartache
(Tell me WhyYy)
Ain't nothin' but a mistakeEe
(TELL ME WHY) I never wanna hear you sayy (WOOOHHOOOO)
I, wAnT iT tHaT wAyYyYyYyYy

So tell me why ~skit~
Dood- So, do you recognise any of these men?
Gurl- I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face
Gurl- But, I heard him, he was singing along to the music at the bar
Dood- Do you remember what he was singing?
Gurl- I think it was that song, I want it that way?
Dood- Backstreet boys, I'm familiar. Okay.
Dood- Number one, can you please sing the opening to 'I want it that way'?
NO1- Really? Ok-. You are, my fire
Dood- Number two, keep it going
NO2- The one, de-sire?
NO3- Be-lieve, when I sayyy
Dood- Number four!
NO4- I, want it that wayy
Dood- TELL ME WHYY
Dem all- Ain't nothing but a heart ache
Dood- TELL ME WHYYYYYYY
Dem all- Ain't nothin' but a mistakeee
Dood- Now number five--> NO5- I, never wanna hear you sayyy
Dood- WOOOHHOOOOO
Dem all- I, want it that wayyy
Dood- Ah, chills, literal chills
Gurl- it was number five, number five killed my brother
Dood- oh my god, I forgot about that part..

by QuestioningMyExistence... August 24, 2021

cook me some eggs

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Cook me some eggs!

by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017