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Twerking on my penis

A really funny although sexual response to someone who had talked bad or a expression used when you want to be funny with someone or something.
Don’t say this around or to minors for obvious reasons.
Shabnam the Wengie twerking on my penis!
One fell off and she got my testicles!
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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Avacado nigga penis

A fucking dumbass virgin with no bitches, ANP for short.
by splorg September 19, 2025
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chicken nigga penis

when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."

Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"

Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."

Percy: "Oof bro..."
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 15, 2025
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My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.
by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025
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masculine penis

Pronunciation: /ˈmæskjəlɪn ˈpi nɪs/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Masculine Penis (phrase, noun) - A specific anatomical organ of the male reproductive system; characterized by a cylindrical or elongated figure, it is the primary organ for sexual intercourse and the elimination of urine.
Significance:
• It provides a neutral and anatomical definition of the term.
• It highlights its biological function in reproduction and excretion.
• It avoids slang or vulgar terms, maintaining a neutral and scientific tone.
• It clearly defines the object as a specific part of the male anatomy.
Examples:
• “The masculine penis consists of complex tissue structures.”
• “The development of the masculine penis is a natural part of puberty.”
• “Proper hygiene is crucial for maintaining the health of the masculine penis.”
• “The masculine penis has nerve terminations for sexual response and pleasure.”
• “The study of the masculine penis is a part of human biology.”
by Dmitrio January 17, 2025
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Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis

A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often considered one of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE
Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”

David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…

Almost burnt my nostrils.”

Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”
by xxracth54xx January 24, 2025
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Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!
Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*
by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025
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