Cotton Monkey

A racial slur for a black person;

When passing through Chicago, Sarah asked: "Mom! Did you see that cotton monkey over there?"
"Put that down you cotton monkey!!" Yelled the security gaurd

by NEW SLUR 2025 October 27, 2025

monkey nuts

so monkey nuts are the magazines on a choppa. usally in 2 so u call them monkey nuts. they also HANGLO.

"choppa with the monkey nuts i let em hanglo"
- hanglo 1nonly, 870glizzy

by rubyrudegyal October 28, 2025

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, and working with consultants that don't actually know anything to help you optimize your processes, all they can do is tell you how to fill out an Excel workbook.

We need to transform this process, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.

We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

shake that monkey

when you shake ass

Biffany and Volet are sad they about to go to sharkeez and SHAKE THAT MONKEY!!!!!

by sharkeey November 6, 2025

lizard monkey

A lizard monkey is a person who is annoying or needs to take a walk

"Tom is a lizard monkey, he's always frolicking about and i strongly dislike him"

by lizard monkey November 6, 2025

Tender Monkey

When a liberal sissy teacher calls a student a Tender Monkey. No one knows what it means

That colin is sure a tender monkey

by Lord of Ham November 13, 2025