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Brown Pocket

Using an ostomy bag in the same manner as a pocket pussy.
Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.
by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018
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Mighty Brown

The biggest most voluptuous shit you've ever seen.
Provided by McDonalds
Person 1: The mighty browns coming!!!
Person 2: Blows up!
by MightyBrownMan December 7, 2022
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Tijuana Brown Trout

Turds that wash up on San Diego County beaches when ever it rains and the Tijuana sewage treatment plant fails.
It rained today so Tijuana Brown Trout will be on the beaches
by Monkey's Grandpa September 11, 2022
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Chris Brown

CLEARLY god's favorite person that was created because a man like Chris Brown can sing, dance, AND draw. He is LITERALLY the best looking man on earth so don't do him. He look better than you and your mother so go on with that.
-Lat time i checked, you couldn't dance, sing, or, draw.
get on his level... could never be Chris Brown.
by XxbeanzzzxX September 6, 2022
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brown girl syndrome

A brown ( Indian / Pakistani / Bangladeshi) origin or decent girl on a dating site looking for marriage. The girl will start chatting and then make it known that she has marriage in her mind or will unmatch when the guy states her isn't on the site to look for a bride This is very typical of girls of South Asian descent.
The tinder match turned out to suffer from Brown Girl Syndrome
by TheBrownGuyAnon December 30, 2022
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THE BROWN COBRA

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.
Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra
by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024
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Brown Bracelet

After anally fisting someone, you have earned your "Brown Bracelet"
I plunged my fist so far in her ass! Earned my brown bracelet bro!
by The_Plunger March 20, 2013
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