Dish-nut

Basically dish-nut is the sporting event of all sporting events. It is a little like the track and field maneuver "baton pass". It works a little like this: A group of guys divide themselves into 3 teams of 4 and bust a nut on the girl in their group. It works like a relay, the guys go one at a time and the group that all team members bust a nut on win, you bust a nut and dish the girl to your team member. This is the unheard of sport called Dish-nut

Eddie:It's all up to you Freddie! Maxy, and Zacky already busted on this bitch, so we're dishing her off to you.
Freddie:Alright, I won't let you down guys! I love Dish-nut!!

by D2K47 November 24, 2011

fever nuts

Right before a guy gets a fever and his nuts feel extra heavy

“Man I can tell im starting to get sick, I got fever nuts right now”

by Jah555 June 14, 2023

Deez nuts

A common joke used amongst the gen-z community

“Hey bro have u met the new kid dee?”

“Dee?”

“Deez nuts!”

by Hadsmoore06 September 10, 2023

draggin my nuts

the act of telling someone they'll be there at one time and constantly saying (blank) more minutes as to keep you waiting for no reason usually applies to drug dealers when there supposed to be delivering your shit

yo this nigga said hed be here at 5 and its 6 and now hes saying 15 more minutes nigga better stop draggin my nuts mannnn bout to go cop from someone else

by VV_VV November 30, 2023

Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023

Nut Coffee

Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee

"This coffee is pretty good but I wish it was a Nut Coffee"

by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022