a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023

Slap Nut

When someone is a slap nut they are a big beefy idiot

"Be quiet slap nut"
"what did you say nigga"

by anonymous March 11, 2025

No Nut November

Made by a bunch of beta ass motherfuckers who thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without dropping a load.

Beta male 1: "Hey Billy! I have a swell idea! Why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag it on instagram, and call it No Nut November to show that we're cool!"

Beta male 2: "Well golly jeepers Greg, that sounds rad! It'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes, and hang out at GameStop! Are you in, Chad?"

Chad: "FUCK THAT!!!!! IF YOU AIN'T SPANKING IT, OR YOU AIN'T BANGING IT, YOU AIN'T NO FUCKIN' MAN!"

by Intolerate November 15, 2022

Glug nutted

When a woman is sucking on your balls and chokes on them and then you proceed to drag your slimy balls across her face (snail trail)

I was fucking Emily last night and absolutely glug nutted that hoe!

by FatpussMark September 26, 2025

Chocolate drizzle nut

Penis with doo doo spreaded on your balls

Can I have some of your chocolate drizzle nut please Daddyyyy

by Blasiaa Jones June 4, 2022

rut nut

pussy ass ginger license plate on a jeep

omg look at that rut nut

by lily112281 September 20, 2020

Nut

Jizz, spunk, man-milk, splurge, bust-result, cum, Harvey-Honey, white-piss. You get it.

I nut

by GoatSocks November 20, 2023