Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.

Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!

by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

monkey goo jit

A big black monkey jit that thinks a thuff nigga but he is actully a gay barca fan that thinks madrid is ass goofy ass nig

Jit you a monkey goo jit

by monkey boo April 22, 2025

Monkey Feet

When the head is so good your toes curl like a monkey.

“Man that head was so good that bitch gave me Monkey Feet”

by Акула August 3, 2021

Monkey fucker

A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.

Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.

A replaced for the

The monkey fucker was on his phone for the entire date.

by Wrapper of lies! August 8, 2022

monkey

person of colour

that african american is a monkey

by witchie titty October 17, 2022

Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.

"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"

by MFBlu May 2, 2024

monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014