Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

by jbleezy April 13, 2015

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monkey gremlin

A person who looks alot like a monkey, has acne all over his face, has a big head, and hairy. Also this is somebody that has dated so many people that you can not count.

"This boy that my friend dated is a monkey gremlin"

by tasha278 May 05, 2010

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morse monkey

Someone in the armed forces who made a living out of listening to morse code

I used to be a morse monkey.

by candle12 November 24, 2015

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Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.

Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here

by Chipnorris September 29, 2021

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