Jack

Very weird into milfs and little boys. Lives in Akron Iowa in the rich rich part of town. Thinks he’s hot. His middle names Ryan. He’s also a simp.

jack is a simp

by Jack Terpstra March 24, 2020

Jack Fisher

This Fuckin Retard doesn't know what is happening...like ever.

Man: Where The fuck am I?
Other man: This dumb ass is such a Jack Fisher.

by Big Black Man Tyreek November 29, 2023

Jack Attack

When you or someone else over reacts or acts like they know everything. Also used for any state of discomfort or annoyance. May also be a literal physical attack or emotional attack on someone. Can be used as a warning like " Don't have a Jack Attack" or "I'm going to have a Jack Attack".

"I'm going to have a Jack Attack."

by Hannahcollier08 July 20, 2017

Royally Jacked

Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.

I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.

by Royal Jack January 7, 2023

Jacked Off

Annoyed, Aussie slang

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.

by Gilba May 6, 2022

Jack

A Jack is a god among gods.

Jack is the most powerful being in the entire multiverse.

by GR22005R July 28, 2021

jack spencer

A “jack spencer” is an individual with a rather sharp jawline which can make them appear to have a square head

Derrick is such a jack spencer, i bet he could slice an apple with that jawline

by User253946 January 1, 2023