No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.

Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

The Theory Is To Adjust The Parameters On Everything One Does For Pacifism

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

Dead Ones

1. People who are no longer relevant or will soon be irrelevant to the world 2. People who are going down a path seemingly brainwashed that will obviously lead to death

Sleepwalkers should not be woken up if avoidable but dead ones must be awoken by any means necessary

by Sinpara October 24, 2020

One Way Trail

I popular OHV riding trail in an Oregon OHV park that has been named as far back as the 1970's, that has only now been questioned of it's definition. The original way of travel is south, to north.

Did you hear the dunner got into a head on collision on the One Way Trail?

by a TV fanatic May 17, 2021

a Grandiose one

To call someone a Grandiose or a Grandiose N****r has nothing to do with the character being grandiose, nor is it a play on their ethnicity. It is simply an expression of exasparation at a friend's behaviour.
synonims include: Ass, the N word, Giggan***a

Bob ate the the last spaghet? Man he's such a Grandiose one

by Semicolonioscopy February 26, 2024