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monkey

by witchie titty October 17, 2022
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Lil monkey

Your a lil monkey
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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Monkey fucker

A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.

Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.

A replaced for the
The monkey fucker was on his phone for the entire date.
by Wrapper of lies! August 8, 2022
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Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton
I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole
by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024
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Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024
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Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning
Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts
by Lacrazey June 27, 2019
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Monkey Head

Used to make fun of somebody for being dumb. Or worshipping them for having the largest brain and balls of them all. It's yours to decide.
Example one:

Guy #1: e = mc squared.
Guy #2: You've got a monkey head!
Example two:
Guy #1: You're gay.
Guy #2: You're a monkey head.
by Virtual Fella April 26, 2021
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