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Emo Kids

A social classification that has been bastardized by scenesters, rich preps, and wannabe goths united. A true emo kid does not label him/herself as being "emo"...often this label is foisted on him or her against the alleged emo kid's will. True emo kids listen to whatever the hell music they feel like, and it is often poetic or expressive. Emo is not a clothing style, cutting your wrists, or being a frequent buyer at Hot Topic. Those who call themselves "emo" are most likely just trying to be "scene" and have really screwed up the genre through wearing generic, borderline gothic clothing that all their sad little friends wear.
FAKE EMO KID tries to be emo because it is "scene" at the moment. Is often rich and frequents expensive stores like Hot Topic to cultivate a flawless emo image. May go so far as to draw fake scars in strategic locations so as to look depressed and suicidal. Claims to listen to indie bands that no one else has heard...and neither has the fake emo kid.

TRUE EMO KID was most likely emo before this was a stupid fad. May shop at hot topic, but only if they actually like the clothing, not because they think it will make them look cool. Probably classified by friends and others as "emo"...the label is often not self-professed in the case of the true emo kid. Doesn't give a shit whether music is mainstream or not...it just has to be artistic.
by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022
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Kid

1. Noun A young minor ages 5-16

2. Slang A person who is crying, screaming, or acting like a child.

3. Slang A term used in gaming, calling someone a kid because they either act like one, toxic as fuck, or just generally a kid.
1. I love being a kid! School is so fucking fun!!1!1!1!1!1

2. This 22 year old is still living in out house, he is also acting like a kid

3. RobloxIsdaBest_6261: Wowwww u such a kid.
by Vampxxire February 26, 2021
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Greenscreen Kid

A kid on a greenscreen moving around “reacting” to videos
You are a greenscreen kid
by Im not doing a handle tbh mate February 26, 2024
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Ipad Kid

A kid constantly glued to the iPad and watches tiktok all day corrupted by brain rot and skibidy toilet with Cheetos all over the place.
My little brother is such an iPad kid, always on tiktok!
by CapuchaGtag March 18, 2024
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Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)
Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”
by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022
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bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.
Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.
by chad is hot January 7, 2009
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Thicc Kids

A term that Stays have made up to mock their ult group
Did you listen to I am: THICC By Thicc Kids yet?
by Thiccsung July 7, 2020
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