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Jack the Spack

Loves licking windows, proper disabled c**t and loves popping pills and snorting lines.
Look at Jack the spack over there licking that window
by Toby Big Dick Furn July 27, 2020
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Jack-pot

Da "motherlode" of weed-plants dat da hill-climbing male teenager located and shared wif Jill, causing said vagina-equipped hiking-companion to disregard biological common sense and agree to "do something" wif her fellow climber of small mountains, and then become a "little mother" as a result.
In da modern-day parody on da super-famous Mother Goose rhyme, Jill may indeed have felt like she'd "hit da Jack-pot" when her "neck and giblets"-possessing walking-chum showed her da patch of Mary Jane dat he'd been cultivating, but she sure-as-shootin' didn't feel so lucky a short while after said horny stud had inserted one of said located-between-his-legs implements into her love-tunnel, when her abdomen started to swell!
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
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Jack

Girl: Oh I love Jack!
Boy: Me Too!
by Jack_2020 October 27, 2020
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jack sharpling

"My girlfriend is just like jack sharpling"
"What u mean bro?"
"She loves butt plugs"
by Hippo6997 November 23, 2021
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jack my ass

by Dieselsmokez July 27, 2024
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The Jack Pine

When you shave all areas of the males genital area completely bald except for the bottom 2 inches of the shaft.
Shannon says " oh my God Becky, you should have seen this guys cock he had the Jack Pine" it was like a babies bottom all over but the base was jack pine. (Jack pine is hair all over)
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Jack Austen

A ginger snake incapable of uttering a single human word
Whoa, that guy just stabbed him in the back! What a Jack Austen!
by moosey65 August 7, 2017
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