The Microsoft Chicken

nice

the microsoft chicken means the chicken works on microsoft headqaurters...

by gamernice500001 May 21, 2022

Built like a burnt chicken nugget GURLLLL

it means u ugly.

“girl shut up, you built like a burnt chicken nugget GURLLLL” -Hannah 2022

by alright hi and hello r used June 1, 2022

slayin this chicken

The act of consuming large portions of cock in a crude yet effective manner.

“Hey Dad, why do you buy Mom so much expensive stuff?”

“Trust me son, if you saw the way she was slayin this chicken, you’d do the same.”

by salesmantha June 7, 2022

Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 8, 2022

I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken

Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken

by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022

The kentucky fried chicken fucker

Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.

James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most

by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022

water park chicken tenders

Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand

“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”

“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”

by Birkin Lewen September 30, 2022