i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this

fucking dumbass, ARE YOU THAT BORED??

person 1: i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this
person 2: *Searches*
person 1: your not my friend anymore.

by nikki-kiki November 28, 2023

Doing a Metcalf

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!

by Put the petal to the metal October 14, 2010

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie

by 0m@g May 1, 2023

Doing a Tate

Taking advantage of a butterz girl, claming you're drunk, when you're actually sober.

Jeeze, that kid's doing a Tate, I feel sorry for that girl.

by Willow1994 January 7, 2010

do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#

Do your shitin at home.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

me in pe not sure what to do.

found in 2022. my friend randomly said: me in pe not sure what to do.

'' hey, _____ me in pe not sure what to do. ''

by Hmmmmmmm....... June 15, 2022