Cock Squirt

A liquid white substance usually referred to as sperm, sometimes it is a yellow substance which often you can drink. This may also ruin your life because when when your testes release said substance you will "impregnate" a woman.

Damn nigga, I think I gave her some cock squirt last night

by Al Amin April 25, 2008

cock block

Inviting the ex-boyfriend of a girl to an event when you know your friend is trying to work on her at said event.

When TJ invited James out to Brothers to hang out. He totally cock blocked his friend.

by Colin from IC January 23, 2007

Eyebrow Cocks

The play on words meaning eyebrows having actual genitals, instead of cocking your eyebrows.

Supine had his eyebrow cocks all over me.

by johngname September 22, 2011

Cock and ball torture

The most retarded kink a man could ever had. Basically he likes getting hit in the balls.

Man: "Hey babe, grab the bat over there."
Woman: "For what?"
Man: "It's called 'cock and ball torture', I want you to hit me in the fucking balls because I'm retarded."

by yung kreme February 28, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture

An activity commonly practiced at preschools

My 5-year-old did not get his Cock and Ball Torture from Miss tawtyraniugnas

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Cock Car Wash

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.

Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.

by Bwhereru April 9, 2010

the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010