One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.
Person 1: Something came in the mail today.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023
Get the Deez Nutsmug. by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017
Get the Flying Nut Monkeymug. Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.
by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021
Get the Deez nutsmug. Nut, pronounced Nut
Synonyms: Pea, Wal, Alnut.
Antonym: EpiPen
Anything that can kill the kid with a nut allergy. It must be a nut however.
Nuts are usually brown, however a tingle may develop in the nut and make them white. How do nuts kill the kid? When the kid consumes the nuts, there throat will become obscured, and they will start choking on the nuts, killing the kid. The bigger the nut, the greater effect.
Synonyms: Pea, Wal, Alnut.
Antonym: EpiPen
Anything that can kill the kid with a nut allergy. It must be a nut however.
Nuts are usually brown, however a tingle may develop in the nut and make them white. How do nuts kill the kid? When the kid consumes the nuts, there throat will become obscured, and they will start choking on the nuts, killing the kid. The bigger the nut, the greater effect.
In a threatening way it may be used as
Angry person: YOU WANNA CHOKE ON MY NUTS BRO?
In a way to warn people it may be used as
Considerate person: A nut that big will kill you!
These are the most common ways nut is used.
Angry person: YOU WANNA CHOKE ON MY NUTS BRO?
In a way to warn people it may be used as
Considerate person: A nut that big will kill you!
These are the most common ways nut is used.
by HormonalRage November 1, 2020
Get the Nutmug. A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.
You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no
by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020
Get the Nutmug. 1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible
2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to
A: Fix them.
B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place
2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to
A: Fix them.
B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place
A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?
B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.
C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut
B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.
C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut
by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023
Get the Fuck Nutmug. boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma July 5, 2012
Get the chump nutsmug.